Basically what my problem is is that I am scared. Now despite what you are thinking, I am not a horrible looking person. I am 22 years old, a senior in college, and a virgin. What I’m going to tell you is something far more pathetic. I’m not about to tell you about some crazy story about banging strippers or some unicorn I found on tinder. It must suck to be a fan of such a shitty SEC school.
First off, condolences to you and your family for this loss. “I am emailing you drunk as I watch your post game presser from the Tennessee loss. If your grandma objects, just tell her you were reenacting Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. I honestly wouldn’t worry about anything else, you’re a single guy with a chance to meet a hot, naked chick. If you don’t think your limp penis is that impressive, I’d pass. Now maybe you get a little blood flow because she’s naked, but that can’t last for the entire date, right?Įventually this is like a limp penis after you just ran four miles and it was 34 degrees outside, a limp penis after you went swimming for thirty minutes.Īssuming you think your limp penis is ready for its close up, take the money in a heartbeat. I’ve watched this reality show and there’s very little amorous activity. When women see a penis, it’s happy hour, not the fourteen hours you spend sweating your balls off pretending to work while you read the anonymous mailbag in a hidden screen behind your “work” screen. Most single women haven’t seen that many actual limp penises in their life. If your limp penis isn’t that impressive to look at, I’d say, no, don’t do it.įor instance, if I were Greg Oden - or the guy last week with the Pringles penis - I would do every naked reality show on Earth. If you have a good, solid limp penis with some substance to it, a typical shower, I’d say yes, 100% do it.
I think this boils down to one question and it has nothing to do with your job, your religious faith, or your family’s thoughts about your naked TV debut. What would a gay muslim do in this situation?”
Is this every middle aged man’s dream? Would I ever be able to work in a professional corporate environment again? Would I be fired when my boss and co-workers found out? Would I be excommunicated from my church? How will this go over at Christmas and Thanksgiving with my family? Please explain to me the pros and cons of this opportunity. I would be on a tropical island on a date with a young woman probably in her mid twenties NAKED!!! And also being paid for the experience. But now that I am thinking about it, and after I talked to a few friends about it, they have almost convinced me that I would be crazy to say no.
The thought of dropping my pants on national tv horrified me at first. I would consider myself somewhat conservative.
I went to an SEC school and live deep in the Bible belt of the south. I’m a single fairly attractive, guy with an athletic build and a good job in my mid 30’s with no kids. The only catch is that this is for season 3 of VH1’s dating naked. It pays $1000 per episode and they pay for the travel to some exotic beach resort somewhere that has yet to be determined. I was recently contacted by a casting agency to do a reality tv dating show. It’s Tuesday, time for the anonymous mailbag.Īs always, these are real questions and emails from real readers all sent to anonymity guaranteed.